You can tell a hard boiled egg from an uncooked one by spinning it on a counter top, but that isn’t going to help you here. Become a risk taker, or, at the very least, a student of subtlety as you attempt to divine which Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans are tasty and which of them are totally disgusting. They come in 20 flavors. First, the ones you might expect: Banana, Blueberry, Cherry, Cotton Candy, Green Apple, Lemon, Marshmallow, Tutti-Fruitti, and Watermelon. Second, the flavors that make Every Flavored Beans different than ordinary jelly beans: BLACK PEPPER, BOOGER, DIRT, EARTHWORM, EARWAX, GRASS, ROTTEN EGG, SAUSAGE, SOAP, AND VOMIT. Like a steakhouse that leaves half the meat out in the sun, you have a 50/50 chance of tasting something you don’t want to. Go ahead and play a little candy Russian Roulette.

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Note: Boxes are randomly assorted and may not contain every flavor